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December 3, 2012

THE WAR IS OVER: NEA HAS FALLEN

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel

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THE WAR IS OVER. Is there more to say? The sizzling victory was achieved by the amazingly ax crazy crusaders and friends, who went to slaughter King Sant’a’lia, Maénir, and Halldhor. There were heavy losses in Exbaltaira, with many of the army falling to the heavily protected capitol of Neva. More surprisingly is those now put in charge.

Sarenú has established something called a Democracy, where the rebel leaders of the Ilvanya Otar have put their faith in the “Prezidint” and “Vise Prezidint” of Sarenú. These roles have fallen to Kelbanor Il’edan and Ch’taia Estel, respectively. It is only a temporary solution, as it is only a matter of time before the new government collapses under its own weight.

Meanwhile, Ko’ebbe has floundered and utterly refused to do anything to better itself, and will most likely develop into anarchy and chaos until some new iron fisted leader takes control – perhaps Argollo Halfelven, leader of the Mage Rebellion who sieged the capitol?

Exbaltaira however, has had a much more interesting turn of events. The new King Halldhor goes merely by the name “Samuel” and is a resident Crusader of the Council. Even more interestingly, was that he was a former member of the Exbaltairan army himself. Perhaps the taking over of Exbaltaira had a hidden layer to it that we are not aware of.

Even more shocking than any of this is the sight that thousands of eyewitnesses are reporting. Extreme lights shot down from the sky, and the gods themselves came down to our plane to fight. The Dark Spirit of the Human Pantheon and Caranist of the Elvish Pantheon duked it out amongst the mortals, with shadows and nightgaunts slaughtering all in their path. This came to an end when Caranist was able to defeat the Dark Spirit, and return everything to peace.

The news revealed is eventful and very exciting. Already people are making attempts to rebuild, with many congregating back to Council territory to rebuild, and take care of the politics needed to run a society. Exbaltaira will have revoked land, and Farthing will remain as one nation, and war crimes are to start within the month.

With this, the Keimin forces will be disbanded, and it is highly recommended to stay indoors, as there will be an inevitable high amount of chaos that will result from this news. In fact, I would wager a bet that most have not even bothered to read past the first few paragraphs of this article, before rushing to the streets to scream their hearts out from sheer joy.

~Trenton Locke(Peri Akman)

ASSORTED HEADLINES FROM THIS ISSUE:

STRING OF ROBBERIES: HOW TO PROTECT YOUR HOUSE FROM LOOTING

HOW TO TELL IF YOU HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A GNOME

BAWERSTROM STILL SUCKS

TEARDROP ISLES REMAIN INACESSIBLE

KASINTHIAN TIMES TO GO ON 2 WEEK HIATUS

NEW GODS?!?

BLOOD MAGIC: FROM CARANIST?

PLANS TO REOPEN ACADEMY OF MAGIC: MAGES FROM THE ACADEMY RETURN

CHARITY DRIVE TO HELP REBUILDING OF KEIMIN

INTERVIEW WITH KING MANFRED: NEW CONTINENT?!

BREE: ULTRA NAVY POWER?

NO SIGN OF THE MAD QUEEN

NEW ELDERS TO BE CHOSEN

DEATH TOLL OF WAR

TERRITORY TO BE GIVEN TO TROLLS: QUEEN HELGA REJOICES

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