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Assortment of Titles From the Kasinthian Times

HROTHZAL DERVERGAR CROWN KING OF JARLSJALFI HOW TO TELL IF A GNOME IS GIVING BIRTH JOLLY ROBBERS THE MUSICAL RUN FINALLY ENDS JARLSJALFIAN BANK TERRORIST COMMITS SUICIDE IN ASYLUM BREE AND FAMARDY TO DIVIDE SOUTHWESTERN ICE AS NEW TERRITORY LAST OF MISSING OKIMEANS BEING FOUND FIFTY SHADES OF ORC: A GRIPPING BOOK REVIEW FOURTY NINE […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 26, 2013

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CRUSADERS SLAUGHTER FAMARDIAN CITY

The walled in city of Isiastride recently gained fame for being the center of the Southern Coalition last year, which most people know as the very thing that saved everyone’s lives, and then later gained more fame when it was revealed that Isias, the terrorist (and former Crusader, I might add) that attempted to blow […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 5, 2013

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PSYCHOPATHIC BLOOD MAGE TERRORIZES JARLSJALFIAN BANK

Crushing news hit Keimin as the trial of Mchreil vs. Cupboard went underway. S’voltr Mchreil suffered from a devastating blow to his business and to his family as fellow Mchreils were brutally, and graphically murdered by a human blood mage identified as Isias or “Twitch.” A former Crusader of the Council, Isias “Twitch” is documented […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on February 4, 2013

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THE FRESKAN SEABIRD: A NEEDLESS BIRD OF EXISTENCE

For many years, the Freskan seabirds have been an endangered species. The Kasinthian Ornithology Department has been desperately trying to breed them, ever since the mermaids have disappeared, resulting in no one looking after the poor birds. However, it’s time to ask the hard hitting questions. Is it really worth it? Is the time and […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on December 9, 2012

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THE WAR IS OVER: NEA HAS FALLEN

THE WAR IS OVER. Is there more to say? The sizzling victory was achieved by the amazingly ax crazy crusaders and friends, who went to slaughter King Sant’a’lia, Maénir, and Halldhor. There were heavy losses in Exbaltaira, with many of the army falling to the heavily protected capitol of Neva. More surprisingly is those now […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on December 3, 2012

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QUEEN LISETTE: A TALE OF CORRUPTION?!

Queen Lisette has been defended quite a lot in this past year. Former reporter Scar was particularly enamored with everything the yet-to-be-Queen did. As a result, many of the harsher criticisms of the Princess, some sensible (trips to the House of Bliss) others, a flight of fancy (single handedly starting a gnomish genocide), have been […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on October 12, 2012

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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH PRINCESS PRISCILA

–Well, hello Princess Priscila, it is an honor to have you grace our humble paper! Now, I simply must ask that you tell us what happened that frightful night of the Gathering? Our information says that the Northern Elvish Alliance attacked after being kicked out of the Council, is this true? “Yes, they rather conveniently […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on September 28, 2012

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CRUSADERS CAUGHT; IMPRISONED!

Out of all the places in the world, it was last week that the elusive Crusaders were found up holed up just outside of Kelta’s capital. It was there, bruised and bedraggled, that the Crusaders were arrested by none other than the lovely Lieutenant Atalanta Nightwind of the 1st Division. They are being held in […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on April 14, 2009

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CRUSADERS WANTED FOR MURDER

Yes, you read that headline right. No spin, no deceiving, just honest facts. Those facts being that the Crusaders are now wanted criminals. However, I am getting ahead of myself, because if you forgive me, dear readers, but I had seen this coming for a long, long while. Perhaps it would be best to start […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on April 7, 2009

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REPORTER ASSAULTED BY CRUSADERS OF THE CROWN

Our intrepid reporter Hobbes Mcfarland has now been hospitalized, due to being brutally beaten by none other than those identified as members of Crusaders of the Crown. An eyewitness was able to report the brutalizer as none other than Lord Wellington III! For those who do not know, Lord Wellington III has been criticized in […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on April 6, 2009

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