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Assortment of Titles From the Kasinthian Times

HROTHZAL DERVERGAR CROWN KING OF JARLSJALFI HOW TO TELL IF A GNOME IS GIVING BIRTH JOLLY ROBBERS THE MUSICAL RUN FINALLY ENDS JARLSJALFIAN BANK TERRORIST COMMITS SUICIDE IN ASYLUM BREE AND FAMARDY TO DIVIDE SOUTHWESTERN ICE AS NEW TERRITORY LAST OF MISSING OKIMEANS BEING FOUND FIFTY SHADES OF ORC: A GRIPPING BOOK REVIEW FOURTY NINE […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 26, 2013

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CRUSADERS SLAUGHTER FAMARDIAN CITY

The walled in city of Isiastride recently gained fame for being the center of the Southern Coalition last year, which most people know as the very thing that saved everyone’s lives, and then later gained more fame when it was revealed that Isias, the terrorist (and former Crusader, I might add) that attempted to blow […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 5, 2013

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SHOCKING NEW ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE PALADIN ORDER

A hush fell over Kasinthia when the Council of 5 voted 3-2 to rescind their blood mage policies, and re-evaluate each and every rule and tactic regarding them. Most surprisingly was the alliance of Heito Heiwa in this deal, notorious for his belief in the death of all blood mages, voted concretely for less harsh […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on February 18, 2013

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PSYCHOPATHIC BLOOD MAGE TERRORIZES JARLSJALFIAN BANK

Crushing news hit Keimin as the trial of Mchreil vs. Cupboard went underway. S’voltr Mchreil suffered from a devastating blow to his business and to his family as fellow Mchreils were brutally, and graphically murdered by a human blood mage identified as Isias or “Twitch.” A former Crusader of the Council, Isias “Twitch” is documented […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on February 4, 2013

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POST FOURTH WAR COUNCIL COMES TO AN END

Well, there you have it, the Fourth War has been signed and ended, and the results of all the messy trials have been taken care of in this glorious Gathering of 777. There was a record showing of reporters, with a large bulk apparently coming from Exbaltaira. Most were shut out when not only did […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on January 28, 2013

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THE FRESKAN SEABIRD: A NEEDLESS BIRD OF EXISTENCE

For many years, the Freskan seabirds have been an endangered species. The Kasinthian Ornithology Department has been desperately trying to breed them, ever since the mermaids have disappeared, resulting in no one looking after the poor birds. However, it’s time to ask the hard hitting questions. Is it really worth it? Is the time and […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on December 9, 2012

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THE WAR IS OVER: NEA HAS FALLEN

THE WAR IS OVER. Is there more to say? The sizzling victory was achieved by the amazingly ax crazy crusaders and friends, who went to slaughter King Sant’a’lia, Maénir, and Halldhor. There were heavy losses in Exbaltaira, with many of the army falling to the heavily protected capitol of Neva. More surprisingly is those now […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on December 3, 2012

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KELTA: MERGED WITH THE DIVINE PLANE?

A most peculiar tale has spread like wildfire over Kelta pertaining to the mysterious lights that miraculously disappeared days prior. Mages reported that it was most likely some sort of astronomical oddity, much like the sudden eclipse from a few months back. So, if the well-educated folks are claiming a perfectly logical reason, so it […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on November 7, 2012

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ELVISH ELDERS EXECUTED BY ORDER OF KING HOFUTHKORP

This week the two elvish elders of the elvish nations have been tried and executed for their crimes against the Council. The trial had gone on since the initial Northern Elvish Alliance attack on the Council, and it is only now the decision has been reached, with the elders found guilty of conspiring with the […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on October 29, 2012

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NEW KING OF FAMARDY; CALLS FOR A SOUTHERN COALITION!

As of last issue, it was reported that there was a rebellion in Famardy. Olad had launched plans to leave his cushy castle, and people in Famardy were dying by the bucketloads. It would almost be a tragedy if it had not been a normal day in Famardy. It would seem that the former King […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on October 20, 2012

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