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THE DEATH OF ARTHANU: A NATION IN GRIEF

Near the end of last week, Exbaltaira was thrown into a terrible state of confusion and grief. During the Fourth War of Keimin, Prince Arthanu Halldhor was charged with patricide, genocide, kidnapping, and impostering royalty. It was claimed that Prince Arthanu had killed King Halldhor as part of a bloody tradition that’s stretched far into […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 30, 2013

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Assortment of Titles From the Kasinthian Times

HROTHZAL DERVERGAR CROWN KING OF JARLSJALFI HOW TO TELL IF A GNOME IS GIVING BIRTH JOLLY ROBBERS THE MUSICAL RUN FINALLY ENDS JARLSJALFIAN BANK TERRORIST COMMITS SUICIDE IN ASYLUM BREE AND FAMARDY TO DIVIDE SOUTHWESTERN ICE AS NEW TERRITORY LAST OF MISSING OKIMEANS BEING FOUND FIFTY SHADES OF ORC: A GRIPPING BOOK REVIEW FOURTY NINE […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 26, 2013

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KING OF THE ELVES CONSORTING WITH HUMAN TEMPTRESSES?

Reports came in several nights ago of a controversy brewing in deepest Famardy. Isiastride, the walled city that birthed the Southern Rebellion, had been attacked and slaughtered by the Council’s band of brigadiers “The Crusaders.” Over half, the rumors say, of the citizens lay dead, many still littering the streets. The other half has been […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 12, 2013

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CRUSADERS SLAUGHTER FAMARDIAN CITY

The walled in city of Isiastride recently gained fame for being the center of the Southern Coalition last year, which most people know as the very thing that saved everyone’s lives, and then later gained more fame when it was revealed that Isias, the terrorist (and former Crusader, I might add) that attempted to blow […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 5, 2013

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SHOCKING NEW ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE PALADIN ORDER

A hush fell over Kasinthia when the Council of 5 voted 3-2 to rescind their blood mage policies, and re-evaluate each and every rule and tactic regarding them. Most surprisingly was the alliance of Heito Heiwa in this deal, notorious for his belief in the death of all blood mages, voted concretely for less harsh […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on February 18, 2013

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Kasinthian Times(Feb.13)

Reports of attacks from an unknown faction have been reported in Famardy last week Farmardian Guard report states: 24 children have been abducted within the last 4 days and very few witnesses to attest to these sinister acts. Captain Whitewolf has this to say on the matter. “I have not seen such an attack like […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on February 13, 2013

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PSYCHOPATHIC BLOOD MAGE TERRORIZES JARLSJALFIAN BANK

Crushing news hit Keimin as the trial of Mchreil vs. Cupboard went underway. S’voltr Mchreil suffered from a devastating blow to his business and to his family as fellow Mchreils were brutally, and graphically murdered by a human blood mage identified as Isias or “Twitch.” A former Crusader of the Council, Isias “Twitch” is documented […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on February 4, 2013

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POST FOURTH WAR COUNCIL COMES TO AN END

Well, there you have it, the Fourth War has been signed and ended, and the results of all the messy trials have been taken care of in this glorious Gathering of 777. There was a record showing of reporters, with a large bulk apparently coming from Exbaltaira. Most were shut out when not only did […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on January 28, 2013

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KING SAMUEL NOT-HALLDHOR CONSPIRING WITH LESSER RACES AT COUNCIL GATHERING

On the eve of some day during January of the year 777, King Samuel Exbaltaira of Exbaltaira, first king of the not Halldhor line since ever, attended the Gathering of the Organizational Council to discuss topics ranging from whether Prince Arthanu was in fact King Halldhor, to what crimes Prince Arthanu may or may not […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on January 28, 2013

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THE FRESKAN SEABIRD: A NEEDLESS BIRD OF EXISTENCE

For many years, the Freskan seabirds have been an endangered species. The Kasinthian Ornithology Department has been desperately trying to breed them, ever since the mermaids have disappeared, resulting in no one looking after the poor birds. However, it’s time to ask the hard hitting questions. Is it really worth it? Is the time and […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on December 9, 2012

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