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BREEAN CHILDREN’S ACADEMY BURNS DOWN; ROYAL FAMILY AT RISK

The White Academy for the Lost Children of Bree was almost completely destroyed today after what started as a small kitchen fire. A cooking fire that blazed out of control rapidly spread throughout the two-story wooden building, taking out much of the structural support of the west side of the building and causing it to […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on December 20, 2012

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THE FRESKAN SEABIRD: A NEEDLESS BIRD OF EXISTENCE

For many years, the Freskan seabirds have been an endangered species. The Kasinthian Ornithology Department has been desperately trying to breed them, ever since the mermaids have disappeared, resulting in no one looking after the poor birds. However, it’s time to ask the hard hitting questions. Is it really worth it? Is the time and […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on December 9, 2012

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THE EXBALTAIRAN COMPLAINER

Civil unrest and discontent spreads like wild fire across the beautiful nation of Exbaltaira as the Not-King-Halldhor King Samuel Exbaltaira makes blunder after blunder. Peasant and nobleman alike are questioning the new government after a series of confusing and terrifying changes to our way of life. Chief among the outrages being the King’s murder of […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on December 5, 2012

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Jolly Robbers Steal the Show!

I recently attended a special New Years’ production of Jolly Robbers: The Musical! Coming as it did on the tail end of the NEA war, there was a certain festivity in the air even before the opening number (When You Wish Upon a Star). Some were there to celebrate the end of the war and […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on December 3, 2012

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THE WAR IS OVER: NEA HAS FALLEN

THE WAR IS OVER. Is there more to say? The sizzling victory was achieved by the amazingly ax crazy crusaders and friends, who went to slaughter King Sant’a’lia, Maénir, and Halldhor. There were heavy losses in Exbaltaira, with many of the army falling to the heavily protected capitol of Neva. More surprisingly is those now […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on December 3, 2012

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The Little Halfling that Could

The Little Halfling that CouldBy Tharyco (Michael Tuccito) Plok, plok plok. Clatter, clatter. The two humans plodded across the bridge. They were happy humans for they had such an exciting load to carry. Their packs were filled full of good things for boys and girls.There were toy animals- Okimean Lions with a lot of fur, […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on November 23, 2012

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KELTA: MERGED WITH THE DIVINE PLANE?

A most peculiar tale has spread like wildfire over Kelta pertaining to the mysterious lights that miraculously disappeared days prior. Mages reported that it was most likely some sort of astronomical oddity, much like the sudden eclipse from a few months back. So, if the well-educated folks are claiming a perfectly logical reason, so it […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on November 7, 2012

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Kasinthian Werewolf Safety Pamphlet

Kasinthian Department of Health and Public Safety Surviving Werewolf Attacks: You’re Guide to Escaping a Werewolf Attack with your life. Identifying a Werewolf: Since little is known about this relatively new phenomenon we have very little is known about how to identify these creatures short of fur and growing long pearly fangs. However there are […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on November 1, 2012

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ELVISH ELDERS EXECUTED BY ORDER OF KING HOFUTHKORP

This week the two elvish elders of the elvish nations have been tried and executed for their crimes against the Council. The trial had gone on since the initial Northern Elvish Alliance attack on the Council, and it is only now the decision has been reached, with the elders found guilty of conspiring with the […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on October 29, 2012

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Queen of Bawerstrom Disappears!

Queen Lisette D’eowyn of Bawerstrom, after initiating a war on Kelta, and going to war on Okime and Kelta (who were allies post Okimean War of Resistance Against Kelta), has disappeared! Her Husband, King William Lionheart, has organized a search party. Not only for her…but King Malthu is also missing! King Lionheart gave a royal […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on October 21, 2012

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