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September 3, 2014

HOLY TRIUMVIRATE BURNS PAMPHLETS

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel

The Holy Triumvirate has recently moved to ban all issues of a pamphlet known as “The Mortalist Manifest”. Followers of the Manifest, known as Mortalists, Deathers, the New Order, or Generation Death, as well as other iterations, are to be interrogated by Holy Triumvirate religious experts and possibly banished from Council and Western Coalition Lands. This has sparked controversy as this banishment is believed to be a one-way trip towards a Walled Zone, despite HT assurances otherwise.

Supporters of the Manifest have been declared Council traitors during this Moon’s Meeting in a push by the Holy Triumvirate, thus officiating the HT’s search.

Dubbed the Inquisition by supporters of the Manifest, the Holy Triumvirate declared yesterday that it will “thoroughly eradicate those who would turn their backs on the Divine”. What this means for maltheists and atheists everywhere, we are as of yet unsure.

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