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Kasinthia

Once a newspaper respected across Keimin, now the soapbox for one arrogant Trenton Locke. Used primarily for fear mongering, trashing the Crusaders, and overall making important people angry. The public loves it, the Crusaders despise it, the Kasinthian Times remains one of the most widely published newspapers.

CRUSADERS EXPERIENCE DRUNKEN SCANDAL AT BLACKSMITH: THE STORY THAT ALMOST DIDN’T MAKE IT TO PRINT!

Once again, dear readers, it would appear our “illustrious” Crusaders of the Crown have made a complete mockery of themselves. I would act as if I am surprised, but this is just another act in the long strings of foul ups and tomfoolery. When I am running bets with my fellow reporters for when the […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on April 2, 2009

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THE GNOMISH CONSPIRACY

Those of the true art will know from previous articles that gratuitous statistical consistencies have shown a drop-off in the census numbers of gnomes in bordering countries. The rumors are many. Our very own Scar has his own naïvely outlook on the matter, citing fool’s gold-like prophecies and less than concrete details that lead to […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on April 1, 2009

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‎“““““““““““IS IT THE END TIMES????““““““““““`

——–A Gnomish region of farmlands in the Kingdom of Kasinthia seems to be experiencing a fulfillment of an ancient end time prophecy supposedly etched in a stone by Garl Glittergold, the Gnomish God Himself, a shrine attracting tourists for centuries. With whispers of mass genocide in Sarenú, the Gnomes of the area believe that the […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 31, 2009

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CRUSADERS OF THE CROWN: A DOWNHILL GROUP OF LOST GLORY?

Hello once again, dearest readers. As we all know, our great King Aldo has employed His own “personal army,” the Crusaders of the Crown, for quite a long time. Yet what was once a group of elites whose purpose was to keep the peace has turned into a three-ringed circus accomplishing tasks that amount to […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 29, 2009

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Second match results for international troll ball tournament

Second match results for international troll ball tournament Group A: 2nd match: Bawerstrom vs Jarlsjalfi Final score: 2:1 Group B: 2nd match Sarenú vs Kasinthia Final score 3:1 Group C: 2nd match Okime vs Tear Drop Islands Final Score 2:1 Group D: 2nd match Ko’ebbe vs Famardy Odds 3:0 (Kevin)

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 28, 2009

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Sports world update

As the entire continent knows the International Troll Ball Cup has begun this week. Thousands of fans cheered on their team in the opening matches this week. The results from tonight’s matches are. Group A: Bawerstrom 1st match: Exbaltaira vs Bree Final score – 3-1 Exbaltaira Jarlsjalfi Bree Group B: Kasinthia 1st match Berista vs […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 27, 2009

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YE KASINTHIAN TIMES 18th Day of the June Moon of the Year 773

KO’EBBE TIGHTENS INTERNATIONAL TRADE CONTROL His Majesty, King Maenír has ordered the Ko’ebbian Border Patrol to conduct more rigorous inspections of all trade products entering the Kingdom. The searches, which began on Tuesday, are starting to show effects on the Ko’ebbian population. Trade products being imported from East and West Farthing, Bree and Okimé have […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 25, 2009

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HORRIFFIC DOUBLE MURDERS STRIKE LOCAL MERCHANTS!!!

By: Frank Larry Orangepurple Gold Lampling Cakemaker Smellyshoes Rumormonger III Two days ago, on the sixth day of the sixth month of the year 770, a strange smell that had begun emanating from a local residence here in the capital city of Kasinthia prompted the local guard to enter. The merchants who live there had […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on February 14, 2007

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