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Exbaltaira

An upstart Exbaltairan newspaper using their new freedom of press to complain about their new freedom of press. Uninterested in actual news, this paper prefers to find new ways to be disappointed by their new king. Recently gone out of business and replaced with the more level headed “Exbaltairan Informer”

THE DEATH OF ARTHANU: A NATION IN GRIEF

Near the end of last week, Exbaltaira was thrown into a terrible state of confusion and grief. During the Fourth War of Keimin, Prince Arthanu Halldhor was charged with patricide, genocide, kidnapping, and impostering royalty. It was claimed that Prince Arthanu had killed King Halldhor as part of a bloody tradition that’s stretched far into […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 30, 2013

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KING OF THE ELVES CONSORTING WITH HUMAN TEMPTRESSES?

Reports came in several nights ago of a controversy brewing in deepest Famardy. Isiastride, the walled city that birthed the Southern Rebellion, had been attacked and slaughtered by the Council’s band of brigadiers “The Crusaders.” Over half, the rumors say, of the citizens lay dead, many still littering the streets. The other half has been […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on March 12, 2013

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KING SAMUEL NOT-HALLDHOR CONSPIRING WITH LESSER RACES AT COUNCIL GATHERING

On the eve of some day during January of the year 777, King Samuel Exbaltaira of Exbaltaira, first king of the not Halldhor line since ever, attended the Gathering of the Organizational Council to discuss topics ranging from whether Prince Arthanu was in fact King Halldhor, to what crimes Prince Arthanu may or may not […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on January 28, 2013

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THE EXBALTAIRAN COMPLAINER

Civil unrest and discontent spreads like wild fire across the beautiful nation of Exbaltaira as the Not-King-Halldhor King Samuel Exbaltaira makes blunder after blunder. Peasant and nobleman alike are questioning the new government after a series of confusing and terrifying changes to our way of life. Chief among the outrages being the King’s murder of […]

Posted by Sparrow/Druku/Samuel on December 5, 2012

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