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HOLY TRIUMVIRATE BURNS PAMPHLETS

The Holy Triumvirate has recently moved to ban all issues of a pamphlet known as “The Mortalist Manifest”. Followers of the Manifest, known as Mortalists, Deathers, the New Order, or Generation Death, as well as other iterations, are to be interrogated by Holy Triumvirate religious experts and possibly banished from Council and Western Coalition Lands. […]

Posted on September 3, 2014

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HOLY TRIUMVIRATE BURNS PAMPHLETS

The Holy Triumvirate has recently moved to ban all issues of a pamphlet known as “The Mortalist Manifest”. Followers of the Manifest, known as Mortalists, Deathers, the New Order, or Generation Death, as well as other iterations, are to be interrogated by Holy Triumvirate religious experts and possibly banished from Council and Western Coalition Lands. […]

Posted on September 3, 2014

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BLACK BOOT STRIKES JARLSJALFIAN METALS CARAVAN

by Lulu Appletart Once again fair readers I find myself reporting on the great thefts that appear to be taking place all across Keimin. This time we find ourselves in Jarlsjalfi, where it would appear that a string of gold, silver, and copper shipments have been hit. As you all know the area is well […]

Posted on August 27, 2014

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BREAKING IMPORTANT PSA REGARDING TO THE FAE INVASION

It is with a few newly healed broken limbs that I write this article, readers. As you are all familiar with, All of Keimin was sieged with a strange creature, claiming to be called the “Fae.” The stories vary in end results, but the beginning is universally the same — strange humanoid creatures showed up […]

Posted on August 27, 2014

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The Adventures of the Prophets

“Steps on the Path to Greatness” “Welcome to the council grounds Beardless. It’ll be a pleasure to have ya with us!” “The name ain’t Beardless lad! I be the journeyman runesmith Darean Ironbowl! I be one of the few remaining runesmiths in existence and happen to be the fourth best in existence since me master […]

Posted on February 17, 2014

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QUEEN GLUTTONY SIGNS OFF ON MULTITUDE OF NEW LAWS FOR KASINTHIA

Our great and prestigious Queen of only three weeks has instituted many new laws for the nation of Kasinthia. Many of these laws might alter our day to day life, dear citizens, so I, the self-declared Head of the Kasinthian Times, have compiled a list, to ensure great ease. With the jailing of the corrupt […]

Posted on February 9, 2014

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New Religion Sweeping Keimin

A new religion has started taking hold among the poor masses of Keimin. Worship of the goddess Kimirra has become increasingly popular with the discovery of a new source of magic, runes, that even the lowest of peasants can use. At the head of this new religion’s spread are its two self proclaimed prophets, a […]

Posted on February 9, 2014

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EXBALTAIRA ISOLATED FROM REST OF KEIMIN!

Keimin’s break from bizarre catastrophes has come to an end. Despite (or very well due to) the absence of the Crusaders of the Council, the land has known almost an unprecedented time of peace. The Crusaders had been on a diplomatic mission to Ceres, land of the Satyrs and other such terrifying beasts that have […]

Posted on May 23, 2013

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THE DEATH OF ARTHANU: A NATION IN GRIEF

Near the end of last week, Exbaltaira was thrown into a terrible state of confusion and grief. During the Fourth War of Keimin, Prince Arthanu Halldhor was charged with patricide, genocide, kidnapping, and impostering royalty. It was claimed that Prince Arthanu had killed King Halldhor as part of a bloody tradition that’s stretched far into […]

Posted on March 30, 2013

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Assortment of Titles From the Kasinthian Times

HROTHZAL DERVERGAR CROWN KING OF JARLSJALFI HOW TO TELL IF A GNOME IS GIVING BIRTH JOLLY ROBBERS THE MUSICAL RUN FINALLY ENDS JARLSJALFIAN BANK TERRORIST COMMITS SUICIDE IN ASYLUM BREE AND FAMARDY TO DIVIDE SOUTHWESTERN ICE AS NEW TERRITORY LAST OF MISSING OKIMEANS BEING FOUND FIFTY SHADES OF ORC: A GRIPPING BOOK REVIEW FOURTY NINE […]

Posted on March 26, 2013

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